- Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken!!!
- What gets bigger the more you take away?
- Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!!
- What gets wet the more you dry?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoon it could be done!!
- What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?
- What has 4 wheels and flies?