• What did the ground say to the earthquake?
    You crack me up!
  • Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
    To reach the high notes
  • What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
    The Food!
  • Why did nose not want to go to school?
    He was tired of getting picked on!
  • How do you get straight A’s?
    By using a ruler!
  • Why did not the quarter roll along the hill with the nickel?
    Since it has more cents
  • Why is the math book so sad?
    Because it has so many problems in it
  • What meals do math teachers eat?
    Square meals
  • Why did not the two 4’s want to have dinner?
    Because they already 8
  • Teacher: where is the English Channel students?
    I do not since my TV does not pick it up!


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