- What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up! - Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes - What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The Food! - Why did nose not want to go to school?
He was tired of getting picked on! - How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler! - Why did not the quarter roll along the hill with the nickel?
Since it has more cents - Why is the math book so sad?
Because it has so many problems in it - What meals do math teachers eat?
Square meals - Why did not the two 4’s want to have dinner?
Because they already 8 - Teacher: where is the English Channel students?
I do not since my TV does not pick it up!