- What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
- Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes
- What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
- Why did nose not want to go to school?
He was tired of getting picked on!
- How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler!
- Why did not the quarter roll along the hill with the nickel?
Since it has more cents
- Why is the math book so sad?
Because it has so many problems in it
- What meals do math teachers eat?
- Why did not the two 4’s want to have dinner?
Because they already 8
- Teacher: where is the English Channel students?
I do not since my TV does not pick it up!