•  Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
    It was stuck to the leg of a chicken!!!
  •  What gets bigger the more you take away?
    A hole!
  • Why did the rooster cross the road?
    To prove he wasn’t chicken!!
  • What gets wet the more you dry?
    A towel!!
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To show the raccoon it could be done!!
  • What did one volcano say to the other?
    Do you lava me like I lava you?
  • What has 4 wheels and flies?
    Garbage truck!