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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken!!!

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole!

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken!!

What gets wet the more you dry?
A towel!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the raccoon it could be done!!

What did one volcano say to the other?
Do you lava me like I lava you?

What has 4 wheels and flies?
Garbage truck!