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What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The Food!

Why did nose not want to go to school?
He was tired of getting picked on!

How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler!

Why did not the quarter roll along the hill with the nickel?
Since it has more cents

Why is the math book so sad?
Because it has so many problems in it

What meals do math teachers eat?
Square meals

Why did not the two 4’s want to have dinner?
Because they already 8

Teacher: where is the English Channel students?
I do not since my TV does not pick it up!