Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!
A Halloween joke

  • Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party?
    Because the feathers were still on the chicken!
  • What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch?
    A broooooooom stick!
  • Was Dracula ever married?
    No, he was a bat-chelor!
  • What do you get if you cross a vampire with Al Capone?
    A fangster!
  • Why are skeletons usually so calm?
    Nothing gets under their skin!
  • What do vampires gamble with?
    Stake money!
  • What sort of group do vampires join?
    A blood group!