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A witch joke

Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!

A Halloween joke

Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken!

What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch?
A broooooooom stick!

Was Dracula ever married?
No, he was a bat-chelor!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with Al Capone?
A fangster!

Why are skeletons usually so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin!

What do vampires gamble with?
Stake money!

What sort of group do vampires join?
A blood group!