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Doctor, Doctor I am becoming invisible
Yes, I can see you are not all there!

Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things
Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, doctor, whenever I drink juice I get a pain in my eye!
Try taking the straw out of the glass!

Doctor, doctor, everyone says I am invisible
Who said that?

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox

Patient: doctor I feel like a king always?
Doctor: what is your name?
Patient: Joe
Doctor: then you must be Joe King!

Patient: Doctor I am feeling so tired and I do not know where I am half the time?
Dentist: open wide now!

Doctor I keep thinking that I am a two person
One at a time please

Patient: doctor I am feeling like a bee
Doctor: Buzz off!

What will you give to an injure lemon?
Lemonade!