• What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
    A head banger!
  • How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
    Soak it in petrol and set it on fire
  • What do cats like on a hot day?
    A mice cream cone
  • What bone will a dog never eat?
    A trombone
  • Which side of a dog has the most hair?
    The out side
  • Why does the museum keep the old dinosaurs bones?
    Since they can not keep the new ones
  • Nurse: Doctor there is a invisible dinosaur in the waiting room
    Doctor: tell him that I can’t seem him
  • When 3 dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella without getting wet?
    When it is not raining.
  • What do you call sleeping plated dinosaurs?
    Stegosnorus.
  • What will we get when a dinosaur enter into a strawberry patch?
    Strawberry jam