- What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A head banger!
- How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
Soak it in petrol and set it on fire
- What do cats like on a hot day?
A mice cream cone
- What bone will a dog never eat?
- Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The out side
- Why does the museum keep the old dinosaurs bones?
Since they can not keep the new ones
- Nurse: Doctor there is a invisible dinosaur in the waiting room
Doctor: tell him that I can’t seem him
- When 3 dinosaurs hide under a small umbrella without getting wet?
When it is not raining.
- What do you call sleeping plated dinosaurs?
- What will we get when a dinosaur enter into a strawberry patch?